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Penn Station dressing room

February 8, 2012

$8 Black tights

$5 Nude stockings

$13 frumpy-mom jeans

$12 half-price on sale floaty, hippy top from H&M

$22 a bright-colored cotton business shirt from NY & Co

$$$ ?  mascara, hair gel, hand cream that doubles as hair gel, deodorant

and the piece de resistance:  A $12 pair of plastic yellow high heels from Payless

This is just a short list of some items I have bought in the past year, in a rush, after getting a call from my agent saying, “can you get down to xyz office by 3 today for an audition?”  It’s one of the best kinds of calls to get…it throws my day into turmoil, but for such a great reason…auditions!

However, as I ripped open the packaging around new pair of Duane Reade black tights today, while balancing on one foot in the Penn Station bathroom, changing clothes before an audition, I wondered if I could do this better.  This kind of thing happens all the time and it results in a bit too much panic and a bit too much monetary outlay for me (after all, I have 5 perfectly good pairs of tights at home, I didn’t need to spend $8 on another. But I also couldn’t go to an audition for “trendy mom” with my ratty old jeans I was wearing.)

So I’m looking into carrying around an “audition ready” bag each day with me.  I already carry my makeup around, so why not just carry one mom-type outfit too? And hair gel.  And anything else I may need…?

So I’m looking for advice. Do you have an “audition bag” you carry each day? If so, what’s in it? Any advice to avoid making Penn Station my dressing room?

**PS for those of you still in horror, I never let my bare foot touch the floor. I balanced in one shoe, put the tights on one leg, put that foot in a shoe, then took off the other… just wanted to let you know 🙂

***PPS who said acting isn’t glamorous?

Movie Musical Monday, February 6th: ‘For Me And My Gal’

February 6, 2012

Good morning, and Happy Movie Musical Monday!

Today’s film, kicking off this new Green Room Blog series, is 1942’s For Me and My Gal.  This movie from the MGM Freed Unit, marks the screen debut of Gene Kelly, as well as his first partnering with Judy Garland.  They would go on to make two more films together, The Pirate and Summerstock. (There would have had a fourth, but before filming began Kelly broke his ankle and sent the script over to friend and then-retired Fred Astaire.  Astaire took over the part, bringing him out of retirement, and would pair him with Garland for their only film together: Easter Parade.) The plot of For Me and My Gal is based on real-life vaudeville duo Harry Palmer and Jo Hayden, centering around Palmer’s self-injury in order put off joining the army after being drafted–the timing of which would have kept the couple from playing an engagement at the Palace.

The trailer for this film is like a time capsule that speaks volumes to our seventy years hindsight:

First, such a long-winded, pumped up textual explanation of what kind of film this will be.  Follow that by introducing Judy Garland as Jo Hayden, in “the Outstanding Role of Her Career.”  At this point, Garland was only 19 years old, and was literally at the half-way point of her film career: it was her sixteenth (fifteen full lengths, one short) and she would go on to do sixteen more.  The description is probably more due to the fact that it was the first time she was cast in an adult role, not simply as an innocent young girl…again.

George Murphy gets second billing, though few of us today would recognize his name sandwiched between those of the two now iconic stars, responsible for defining a generation and genre of filmmaking.  Murphy had actually just finished another movie with Garland previous to For Me and My Gal called Little Nellie Kelly, and had been slated for Gene Kelly’s role in this film.  However, due to Kelly’s acclaimed performance on Broadway as the somehow-lovable heel Pal Joey, members of production (including Garland herself) lobbied for Kelly to take on the part of playing the somehow-lovable heel Harry Palmer.  And a film star was born.  Being brand new on the scene, Kelly is only credited here as the “Sensational Star of Broadway Musical Comedy!” (Though I am sure I am not alone in noting that I would count myself lucky if that was the only thing people had to say about me.)  The trailer then reminds us of simpler times, when all you needed was “A Boy…A Girl…And a Song!”

The final title card also notes that Busby Berkeley directed the movie.  This would be one of many films in Berkeley’s catalogue that showcased a smaller scale of film-making by the director.  There are no lavish production numbers featuring chorus girls who go on like their legs–forever.  Instead, we find a more natural, less impressionistic approach to song sequences.  Berkeley would later say that this had been his favorite film he had worked on.  However, despite the lack of tiered, revolving platforms, draped in thighs and hosiery, this is a movie musical and not Chekhov.  Hence our next clip.

Jo Hayden and Harry Palmer have only just met, and already she doesn’t like him.  But he likes her: as a commodity.  How is a guy supposed to break the very-cold-ice with a girl he’d like to steal away from her current show-biz partners and build a double act with?  We all know music is better than words, so why not invite her for a cup of coffee and sing her a song you bought out from under those aforementioned partners who had originally been promised that arrangement?  Great idea, Gene Kelly.  We should all be so conniving/clever/dashing-in-spite-it-all.  What happens is largely predictable in the world of the movie musical:

Did you see that?  How all of these other instruments came in suddenly after Judy Garland finished the first four bars of the song and started the verse?  How she could play the piano part without really looking at the sheet music, or actually pushing down on the keys, somehow conjuring all the notes from deep within Gene Kelly’s eyes?  How the two of them suddenly could sing harmony and knew all of the words for a song neither of them had heard before?  How they had instant and spontaneously matching choreography, and could feed each other schtick?  It’s a musical, so all of this can only add up to one thing: these two kids are in love (even if they may not know it yet).  And what do people who are in love (even unconsciously) do better than anyone else?  Perform as a double act.  Even the lone shop owner agrees.

But the story isn’t over, so there has to be some more conflict.  The pair hit a couple of bumps along the proverbial road (one being an opera singer played by Martha Eggerth, who was seemingly so voluptuous they actually blurred out her cleavage during her singing of “Do I Love You?”), but finally their hard work pays off, and they get a booking at the only place that matters: the Palace.  (The one in New York, it should be noted.) But just when they start packing up their trunks to go, Gene Kelly gets drafted.  Wha-wha.

What’s to be done?  How can he give up his greatest dream just to fight some Germans?  He won’t.  He gets a couple postponements on behalf of his agent, but after those run out, the pair are still days away from playing their engagement. (I should also mention, they are conscious of their love by now, and are planning on getting married after their first matinée at the Palace.) Rather than get his army physical and risk being shipped off immediately, Palmer slams the lid of his trunk on his hand and buys himself more time since the army wants him healed before they make a decision.  But it backfires: the same day he does this, word comes in that Judy Garland’s brother Danny–who, like every noble man portrayed at the time, had enlisted–had been killed overseas in the fighting.  She calls Palmer a coward and tells him she never wants to see him again.  Because what does a person in a 1942 musical love more than their singing-and-dancing-partner-and-romantic-love-interest?  AMERICA.

But remember: it’s a musical comedy.  It all works out, I promise.  And with a very patriotic conclusion.

HIDDEN GEM SONG: One of the best things about old movie musicals are the occasional gem-of-a-song you can find that people haven’t heard in a while, but would make a great addition to anyone’s musical theatre book. (This is particularly true of some novelty songs from the early part of the century, that can make for great comedic song options: something that still stands up, and hasn’t been beaten to death in front of auditors.  Because let’s face it: unless you’re in final callbacks for Wicked, or your name is Kristin Chenoweth, who wants to hear you sing “Popular?”  No one.) A song that might fit such a bill: “After You’ve Gone.”  A popular song from 1918, the Roger Edens arrangement to this song is just stunning.  Garland would bring it back to her catalogue during her concert years.  I couldn’t find a clip of it from the film itself, but here’s a recording from 1960.  There are several possible 16 bar cuts that are just waiting for you to mineminemine.  Provided the rest of us don’t get there first.

That’s it for today’s film, For Me and My Gal.  Have a great week, and Happy Movie Musical Monday!

 

 

(**Resources used for this post: Wikipedia, IMDB, TCM, John Fricke’s commentary on the DVD of the film, and my own inane knowledge and observations.**)

Happy Movie Musical Monday!

February 6, 2012

Well, good morning!  And Happy Movie Musical Monday!

A few months back I began getting up every Monday morning and posting various clips from different movie musicals on my Facebook page to share with my friends.  Why?  Well, the fantastic spectacle of the movie musical (enhanced often by an aspect of joyous, unabashed whimsy) made them the perfect counterpart to a day of the week that is generally greeted with a groan and a deep sigh, stemming from either a sense of regret over what happened/didn’t happen over the weekend, or from projected exhaustion about the coming week.  Basically: Everyone could use an extra smile on a Monday.  Why not have it served up in a large-scale production number?

The Redheaded Actress suggested that I move these clips and commentaries over here to have the opportunity to share my love of movie musicals with even more people.  This made me very happy–almost as happy as comparing Judy Garland’s fifteen minute long medley “Born In a Trunk” from A Star Is Born, to Liza Minnelli’s eleven minute long medley “Happy Endings” from New York, New York (something I have actually sat down and done several times).  I hope you’ll enjoy this new series, and that these little musical nuggets will brighten your Mondays the way they do mine.  Here we go!

If acting were easier, it would be called UNDERSTUDYING

February 3, 2012

Happy 2012 Green Room Blog Readers! Alright, so its almost February…here’s what I’ve been up to on the west coast for the past month!

January 2nd, I started rehearsals for How to Succeed in Business Without Really Trying! (One of the first productions licensed to perform the show since its 2011 Broadway revival.) Having just seen it in NYC (the same trip I got to meet some of my fabulous fellow bloggers!) I was thrilled and excited to perform this zany, energy packed show!

Not only am I peforming as secretary Miss Krumholtz, I was also asked to understudy Rosemary. And on the first day of rehearsal, the director asked me to also cover Smitty, because of casting changes that happened right before we started rehearsals. I’m going to be honest, I was overwhelmed!  I have never had so much to memorize, absorb, and polish as in those 14 days of rehearsal!

Thoughts on being an understudy:

-There is no auto-pilot! An understudy always needs to have ears and eyes wide open.

-5 minute breaks? 10 minute breaks? Those are the best times to review what just happened in rehearsal and commit it to memory!

-It’s okay to not play your understudied role the same way as the other actor. But you do need to be word-perfect on lines!

-Colored pencils are not just for elementary school. My script is a road map of red, green, and blue scribbles and stage directions. I used the same colors to make cue sheets for all three characters as well!

I’ve been blessed to be understudying two very lovely actresses. And to be in a tight-knit cast of performers that is always encouraging each other and working to make our show run smoothly every night! Now that we are into our second weekend of the run I’m starting to breathe a little easier. I’d love to experience the rush of going in for one of the two roles, but I’m also thankful that both girls are consistant, professional, and healthy! Here is to a fantastic run, my fellow World Wide Wicket employees!

R I P The Fish, AKA Be the Fish!

February 1, 2012

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Yesterday my fiancée and I buried, er flushed our pet goldfish of the last 18 months. This was a sadder event than I could have anticipated. We got him at a street fair and the little guy, (Krugy) dealt with two moves from Brooklyn up to Washington Heights and back as well as fending off our cats every day of his life.  The kid was a fighter and a survivor, which got me thinking about a better way to look at auditions.

They say fish have short memories, something like 4-6 seconds. I don’t know how true this is, but it got me thinking. Sometimes I wish was a fish. Or rather I wish I had some fish traits, specifically their memory.

Just imagine how different  leaving an audition room after sucking hard would be if you were a fish? You know, when you are beating yourself up for not being as familiar with the sides as you think you could have been and for glossing over that moment where you could’ve thrown in an awesome improvised line you thought of on the way out the door?

What if you could instantaneously forget that you called the director “Kevin” and the Producer “Mark” instead of what their real names were and that you could erase any memory of that awkward way you thanked the reader for “actually being good?” You could forget that 14 second pause while you were searching for your spot in your sides and wouldn’t need to recall that you thought the casting director was the intern. You’d have no memory of telling the writer you thought of a better line and you wouldn’t have to concern yourself with the thought that you may have overdressed by wearing your dad’s army outfit for the soldier role, that you for some odd reason read in a Russian accent. If you were a fish, this stuff wouldn’t keep you up at night!

Of course, you would also not be allowed to remember how darn connected you were during that dramatic piece and how you  made the room erupt with laughter during that comedic monologue that evoked crickets last time. You wouldn’t be able to recall that you got a callback from an EPA for an Off-Broadway show starring two Tony winners and that your witty joke about Snooki is what booked you that Verizon ad. You’d have to forget that one of  the guys who produced The Wire complimented your indie film read and that the head of NBC casting asked if you would consider reading for a bigger part after your co-star audition.

The fish doesn’t remember, good or bad. He/she can’t choose which ones to keep. We can, or at least we can decide which ones to hold onto. Maybe we should be more like Guy Pearce in Memento and just write down those things that help us through another day, those compliments and those good auditions and those worthwhile comments that help us keep the faith. The ones that help us pull ourselves out of bed at 6:30 am to go stand outside of Equity. The encouragements that make us submit, submit and submit. Maybe we should remember those bad ones only in a way that helps us make the next audition great. I don’t recommend tattooing this stuff on your body though, that could make getting some roles more difficult.

Good luck everyone and Rest in Peace Krugy, you were so much more than just a carnival fish.

The Replacement

January 30, 2012

“Faster at Quick Changes than a speeding Set Transition,

More Powerful Paperwork than the operation manual for a Locomotive,

Able to tackle complicated prop tracking in a Single Bound.

Look – Backstage! It’s a Ninja, it’s “god”, it’s…

The Stage Manager!!!”

Okay, so maybe I’m not a Superhero, but I have gained myself a reputation as being occasionally referred to as “The Prop Ninja.”  I specialize in busy backstage shows, with tons of props and quick changes, specifically on a lot of “brand new” or “in development” work.  I have a very clear system on dealing with new pages/rewrites on an original piece; and I pride myself in the ability to cohesively complete the puzzle of prop tracking that’s inevitable in any busy show. “There’s more than one way to skin a cat,” I know this, but usually this is something brought up after the technique I’ve tried backstage on a particular move isn’t working.  I’ve recently landed a job in my first, ever, remount – and things couldn’t be more different.

It’s difficult to be on a remount, as a replacement that was in no way involved [nor did I see] the original production.  Some make careers out of being “the replacement” [an interesting interview with Brooke Shields on this, and how she finally got to originate a role], but I can’t help but think how creatively stifling it can be.  I spoke to a good friend who was landed a replacement role in a long-running Broadway show, and his experiences were surprisingly different: he was shocked at the amount of creative freedom and artistic attention he received while he was in the rehearsal process.

What’s weird for me is that a few of my actors know the show way better than I do. It puts me in a slight panic-state, when – just as I develop a clever system to track _____ prop, before I can get an idea out – it’s met with “well, this is how we did it last time and it worked.”  [there’smorethanonewaytoskinacat; there’smorethanonewaytoskinacat; there’smorethanonewaytoskinacat] Sure, both options work, but I can’t help but be frustrated that one of my favorite parts of the process has already been done for me.  It’s unsettling for a Stage Manager [ASM in this case] when the actor knows the show more than you do.  I’m used to actors counting on me to know the props better than them [that’s how I was dubbed “The Prop Ninja”… a name that has occasionally preceded me when I’ve gone to interviews, and landed me the job].  Even one of the “newbie” actors on this piece commented “I feel behind because [so and so] knows this so much, I keep forgetting that it’s okay I’m not at their level yet.”  It’s unsettling to be the “newbie.”  And occasionally frustrating that my ideas/plans seem sub-par.  It’s no ill-intent, I assure you, just a very, very different experience for an SM/ASM who’s used to working on world premieres.

How do you deal with it?  As an actor, I have little to advise.  I will say that the director is very conscious of “just because this worked for [so and so] in the previous production, doesn’t mean it will work for you, and that’s okay.”  If you have a director who is receptive of creativity, which I would hope you would, s/he will welcome change so I wouldn’t be afraid to bring what you can and make the role your own.  As a Stage Manager, I’ve gone to: let’s improve upon the system instead of re-inventing the wheel.  When I hear remnants of unnecessarily complicated prop tracking being spewed off in rehearsal, I offer an alternative solution.  Sometimes, the work in place is more appropriate, and sometimes my idea is received like the light at the end of the tunnel.  It’s not the easiest experience [morethanonewaytoskinacat, morethanonewaytoskinacat…] but it is my job to run backstage in a way that is best fitting for the production.  It’s a fusion of old and new; it is a brand new show to the audience that don’t care how it’s done as long as they see a quality piece of theatre.  I’ve felt almost useless at times because I see my work’s already been done – or that [so and so] knows more about [such and such] and maybe I should just ask how it was done in the past.  It’s a challenge of a different kind. And I thrive on challenges.

Have you ever been part of a remount or been a replacement?  How did you deal with this unique experience?

Who Am I? I’m 2, 4, 6 OH…..wait…

January 26, 2012

I got into acting somewhat late. I was 23 and just finished college when I told my parents the plan. Mom was giddy as could be, Dad looked like someone told him he just flushed 60K down the toilet, (did he)? I paid for theater school (Circle in the Square) on my own. I finished that almost 7 years ago and have been “pounding the pavement” since. Well more like pounding Actors Equity, Backstage (before it was so digitally friendly) and every/any student film I could score a role in. I spent a lot of time doing anything and everything I could and I am now at the point where I only go in/out for things I would either a)  want to do b) make money on, or c) make money on and want to do. My moniker comes from my persistence. I’m not the leading man or the golden voiced tenor, but “to me giving up is way harder than trying.” (-Kanye West) Very few of my classmates expected me to last in this biz, but guess what…you guessed it.

I am a proud(ish) member of AEA , SAG and AFTRA. I’ll get to the “ish” in a future post. I’m in my early 30s (though I  tend to play late 30s) and am starting to hit my “stride.” I am in the best shape of my life, I understand the biz (to a degree) and I am becoming cast-able as “young dad,” but still able to pull off early 30s everyman. I am however, agent-less. This is my biggest frustration and obstacle in truly being a working actor. I know that sounds like an excuse, and it is to a point. I know people who think the agent is the universe to ones career. I personally think it’s more like a constellation.  But the fact is, there are certain opportunities and doors that open when you have someone pushing you constantly, and that’s where an agent helps. I am doing the work to make that door easier to get through should that agent and I connect soon: meeting Casting Directors, putting my own work out there and making myself as camera ready as possible. I have done well getting my own work sans agent. I booked a co-star on Blue Bloods (that was later cut), an Off Broadway play, a LORT-C contract at the Bay Street Theatre (with The Redheaded Actress) from an EPA (YES! REALLY!) and successfully mounted my own solo show to excellent reviews and an award for “Best One Man Comedy!” But until that elusive agent comes, it will be more of the same.

I started street performing 6+ years ago for fun and I made enough money at it to quit my waiter job at [wince] The Bubba Gump Shrimp Company in Times Square and become my own boss. For now, I busk, allowing me the freedom to hit every EPA I can, submit myself 14 times a day on Actors Access and write a web-series I plan to start shooting with my bff in a month. I’m also planning a wedding in September with my lovely fiancée who is a top legit agent’s assistant, which I will talk about soon…I look forward to sharing my stories with you!

Sincerely,

To Flee Or Not to Flee: Is it Even A Question?

January 20, 2012

What do you do if you get cast in something that…stinks?

You know what I’m talking about.  And you know it the minute it hits you.  Sometimes it’s as early as receiving the break down or the email that announces they’d like you to come in for an audition.

  • There are more than three typos
  • There is no website for the theatre
  • Their description of the company and/or of the breakdown is slightly too superfluous.

But you’re hopeful.  Maybe things will turn around.  After all, some of the best artists are terrible over email.

But then there’s the audition.

  • It took you an hour and a half to get there
  • Your fellow overly community theatre savvy auditioners are bragging about the extra-work they did today
  • The auditors are more nervous to audition you than you are to audition for them

But you’re hopeful.  Maybe things will turn around.  Afterall, it’s…a full moon??

And you’re CAST!  …. Buuut….

  • The first rehearsal is in the basement of an old church or a preschool and it smells like a nursing home
  • The director stutters and he hasn’t read the play
  • You will not be inviting friends or family to this

Do you go through with it?

It’s the age-old question.  As an actor, fresh to the city, do I just take anything I can get?

NO!!!

I don’t necessarily agree with this way of thinking, the biggest reason being (and I was finally able to put this in words just the other day):

POORLY EXECUTED THEATRE THAT IS NOT APPROACHED PROFESSIONALLY, SKILLFULLY, AND SERIOUSLY BELITTLES THEATRE ITSELF.  You know what good theatre is.  Seek it out.   Your time is valuable and you can take the time you will potentially waste in a “stinky theatre” rehearsal to work your creativity in other ways.  You are AN ARTIST.  Not a “make-my-resume-as-long-as-possible-ist.”  Create art; not anything. Bottom line: don’t do theatre you don’t think is good.

So what can you do in the meantime?  Here are some awesome ideas that will make you feel fulfilled as an artist and allow you to practice your craft:

1.  Hang out at New Dramatists  – Read scripts, write your own play, drink free coffee.

2. Come to FullStop Collective’s Showing of Foreplays2012 – Get a sneak peak, eat wine and cheese, give feedback.

3. Attend Shelter Sundays  Play with new material, hear new plays, get the kinks out of audition monologues.

“Your work is going to fill a large part of your life, and the only way to be truly satisfied is to do what you believe is great work. And the only way to do great work is to love what you do. If you haven’t found it yet, keep looking. Don’t settle. As with all matters of the heart, you’ll know when you find it. And, like any great relationship, it just gets better and better as the years roll on. So keep looking until you find it. Don’t settle.” – Steve Jobs

Got it kiddos?  Make sure you can take pride in everything you do.

Onwards and Upwards,